With a tilt of her novelty policewoman’s hat, she cuffed herself to him. “You’re under arrest for being too good in bed,” she growled.
All charges dropped in 37-seconds due to lack of evidence. Bathos be darned.
(#VSS365, Prompt: Bathos, 211 characters)
“Well, the burglar threw a brick through my window and climbed into my house,” said Sparra. “She was looking for money.”
“What did you do?” gasped Crow.
“Well,” sighed Sparra, “I looked with her…”
(#MicroPrompt, Prompt: Brick, 197 characters)
“I’ve published a cookery book of rice recipes,” said Sparra. “It sold well, but chefs say I plagiarized all my recipes.”
“Well, that’s their words,” said Crow, “not yours.”
(#MicroPrompt, Prompt: Rice, 171 characters)
“1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 mugged me for my rent money,” sighed Sparra. “I got kicked out, and now I’m taking shelter in a shed.”
“That’s rough,” replied Crow. “The odds are really against you.”
(#VSS365 & #MicroPrompt, Prompts: Shelter & Rent, 184 characters)
As Jim drove the fish up the road, he decided having 17-cans of Red Bull before leaving for work wasn’t the best idea he’d had.
(#VSS365 & #MicroPrompt, Prompts: Fish & Road, 127 characters)
“I shall seek it out,” declared Sparra, “the ocean of fizzy-orange juice.”
“To be honest,” sighed Crow, “it sounds like a Fanta-sea.”
(#BraveWrite & #VSS365, Prompts: Seek & Orange, 132 characters)
“That rock is huge,” said Sparra.
Crow looked at the stone. “Boulder,” she said.
“THAT ROCK IS HUGE,” emphasised Sparra.
(#VSS365, prompt: Rock, 118 characters)
“Never mind the chicken,” laughed Sparra, “why’s Adele crossing the road?”
“Obviously,” replied Crow, “to say hello from the other side.”
(#VSS365 & #BraveWrite, Prompts: Chicken & Laughter, 136 characters) #SorryNotSorry
“Misery is hearing your chicklet tooting her whistle, all hours of the day,” grumbled Sparra. “I was patient, but in the end, I gave her one last chance to stop playing with it inside the nest. She blew it.”
(#BraveWrite, Prompt: Misery, 206 characters)
“He stole my wallet,” cried Sparra, “then emptied a packet of cuppa soup over my head and tried adding hot water!”
“Darn,” replied Crow. “You got mugged.”
(#MicroPrompt, Prompt; Mug, 156 characters)
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