New Normal

“Being a good samaritan is the new normal,” grumbled Demon.

“Good Omens has a lot to answer for,” growled Plague.

(#VSS365 & #BraveWrite, Prompts: Normal & Samaritan, 112 characters. Much love to Sir Pratchett and Mr Gaiman)

Seventeen

“I can’t believe she’s left you over your horoscope obsession,” remarked Crow. “Seventeen years together, right?”

“Yeah,” lamented Sparra. “My folly Taurus apart.”

(#VSS365, Prompt: Seventeen, 162 characters)

Statue

The ice sculpture had replaced the chip van. Nonetheless, the glittering statue of a woman defending a babies pram from a dragon had his complete attention, awe and reverence.

It’s a shame the seagulls didn’t feel the same way.

(#VSS365 #BraveWrite #MicroPrompt, Prompts: Seagull, Glittering & Pram, 226 characters)

Whitecaps

The shipped rocked violently through the whitecaps. Frightful crewman fought to keep everything lashed down below deck. The captain grimaced, looking up at the silhouette of an unlit lighthouse.

(#VSS365, Prompt: Whitecaps, 194 characters)

Atlantic

“I swear,” grumbled Sparra, “if they elect him, I’m gonna cut the Atlantic in two!”

“I guess for that,” remarked Crow, “you’ll need a sea-saw.”

(#VSS365, Prompt: Atlantic, 142 characters)

Bridging

“We’re bridging a gap in the industry,” announced Sparra, “by weighing tiny objects most scales won’t register.”

“I see,” pondered Crow. “So it’s a small scale operation?”

(#VSS365, Prompt: Bridging, 170 characters)